Terms & Conditions
By using pimps.com, you agree to follow these rules so we can all avoid unnecessary drama and legal summoning circles.
1. Be a Real Human
No bots, no scammers, no "DM me for promo."
2. Sell Real Things
Handmade, art, jewelry, vintage, collectibles, coins, oddities - yes. Illegal stuff, counterfeit items, or anything cursed without warning - no.
3. Fees Are Transparent
We keep fees low. Banks charge a 3% processing fee because they enjoy suffering.
4. Don't Steal
No stolen art, stolen photos, stolen designs, or stolen vibes.
5. Don't Be Rude
To buyers, sellers, staff, or anyone with a pulse.
6. We Can Suspend Your Shop
If you break the rules, we'll warn you. If you keep breaking them, we'll yeet your shop into the void.
7. Using the Site Means You Agree
If you're here, you're agreeing. If you don't agree, Etsy is that way.