Seller Guide

Seller Handbook

The Official Guide to Pimping Your Creativity

Welcome, Seller. You're now part of the coolest, weirdest, most creative marketplace on the internet. This handbook will help you sell like a boss.

1. Your Shop

Your storefront is your kingdom. Make it cute. Make it weird. Make it unforgettable.

Must-Haves

  • Logo
  • Banner
  • Bio
  • Policies
  • Social links

Avoid

  • Blurry photos
  • Bios that read like a hostage note
  • "I'll add policies later" (you won't)

2. Listings That Sell

Do

  • Use bright, clear photos
  • Show multiple angles
  • Write honest descriptions
  • Price fairly

Don't

  • Use potato-camera photos
  • Call everything "rare"
  • Hide flaws
  • Copy/paste from other sellers

3. Customer Service

Do

  • Respond within 48 hours
  • Be polite
  • Offer solutions

Don't

  • Ghost buyers
  • Argue in all caps
  • Send passive-aggressive emojis