Frequently Asked Questions
(aka: Stuff people ask before reading anything)
Q: What is pimps.com?
A marketplace for handmade goods, art, jewelry, vintage, collectibles, coins, oddities, and all things creatively unhinged - minus the ridiculous fees.
Q: Why is it called pimps.com?
Because we help you pimp your creativity, not your wallet. Relax - it's PG-13, brand-safe, and fabulous.
Q: How much does it cost to sell here?
We have four plans:
Starter Shop — $0/mo — 7% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 300 listings
Growing Store — $9.99/mo — 6% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 500 listings
Creative Badass — $19.99/mo — 5% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 1,000 listings
Big Boss — $29.99/mo — 4% commission + 3% processing fee — unlimited listings
The processing fee goes to Stripe/PayPal (banks and card networks), not pimps.
Starter Shop — $0/mo — 7% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 300 listings
Growing Store — $9.99/mo — 6% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 500 listings
Creative Badass — $19.99/mo — 5% commission + 3% processing fee — up to 1,000 listings
Big Boss — $29.99/mo — 4% commission + 3% processing fee — unlimited listings
The processing fee goes to Stripe/PayPal (banks and card networks), not pimps.
Q: Are there listing fees?
No. Zero. Nada. We don't charge you to exist.
Q: What can I sell?
Handmade, art, jewelry, vintage, collectibles, coins, oddities, home decor, glass art, digital goods, custom commissions.
If it's cool, creative, or collectible - it belongs here.
If it's cool, creative, or collectible - it belongs here.
Q: What can't I sell?
Porn, explicit content, hate symbols, counterfeit items, illegal stuff, or anything cursed without warning.
Q: How do payouts work?
Stripe or PayPal. They take ~3% because they enjoy suffering.
Q: Do you offer support?
Yes. Real humans. Real help.
Email: support@pimps.com
Email: support@pimps.com