If it says "tiny," don't be shocked when it's tiny.
Buyer Rules
Not after. Not during. Before.
Sellers are humans, not vending machines.
Chargebacks for "I changed my mind" will be laughed at.
Handmade takes time. Vintage takes hunting. Oddities take courage.
Full Onboarding Drip Campaign
5-email sequence featuring your purple-hat mascot.
Email 1 — Welcome
Subject: Your Creativity Just Got a Wingman
Your mascot (purple hat, feather, impeccable swagger) welcomes you to pimps.com. Let's pimp your creativity.
Email 2 — Set Up Your Shop
Subject: Your Mascot Says: "Let's Make This Pretty"
Add your logo, banner, and bio. Your mascot demands fabulousness.
Email 3 — Add Products
Subject: Time to Pimp Those Listings
Upload photos. Write descriptions. Set prices. Your mascot is hyping you up.
Email 4 — Promote Your Shop
Subject: Your Mascot Has Entered Hype-Man Mode
Share your shop everywhere. Your mascot is strutting beside you.
Email 5 — First Sale
Subject: Your Mascot Is Doing a Victory Dance
Congrats - your creativity is officially pimped.